![]() 05/27/2015 at 05:22 • Filed to: Murica'd | ![]() | ![]() |
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![]() 05/27/2015 at 05:31 |
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Not really a surprise!
![]() 05/27/2015 at 07:16 |
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Why would you want a world cup when you can have a super bowl?
![]() 05/27/2015 at 07:16 |
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Good. I knew FIFA were corrupt, but I had no idea how bad they were until I watched that Last Week Tonight special on it.
![]() 05/27/2015 at 07:23 |
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Any bowl can be a cup if you hold it right.
![]() 05/27/2015 at 07:45 |
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This is the equivalent of Bernie Eccelstone being crushed to death by a bribe. SO EXCITING.
I realize that this is only one chunk of the FIFA corruption but it gives me hope that I can watch the World Cup within the next decade.
![]() 05/27/2015 at 08:01 |
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Hopefully they roll on Blatter in order to avoid ass pounding Federal prison. Then he ends up in ass pounding Federal prison
![]() 05/27/2015 at 09:17 |
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I hear they’ve never had a Heisman winner either. What lazy sum’bitches.
![]() 05/27/2015 at 10:11 |
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As great as that would be for them to go to a ass pounding federal prison, if convicted, they will probably end up at a less secure prison with the other white collar criminals who did some tax dodging.
![]() 05/27/2015 at 10:22 |
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Yeah no, not so much. Wire fraud, racketeering and money laundering are all carry lengthy prison terms in a federal penitentiary. All those charges were originally created to nail mobsters so this isn’t a joke.
![]() 05/27/2015 at 10:28 |
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I thought it was just bribery but if it is wire fraud, racketeering and money laundering they are are gonna end up prison bitches
![]() 05/27/2015 at 10:45 |
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Either way, someone’s having a talk with Fleece Johnson...
![]() 05/27/2015 at 10:47 |
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![]() 05/27/2015 at 11:08 |
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The best part is that every one of these people are going to roll on that fucking fuckshit Blatter, house will be cleaned, and the USA can be thanked for all of it.
We are going to begin the process of unfucking FIFA.
I am so proud of my country right now.